PARADISE LOST
Last Thursday, the beamishboy went biking as usual. Nothing in the air whispered of a tragedy that was about to happen. The beamishboy felt a need for a drink for it was a hot afternoon. He stopped his bike by the roadside, locked his bike to a railing on the pavement and dashed into a supermarket to buy a bottle of Coke. Having fortified himself with a swig from the Coke bottle, he dashed back to his bike and what greeted him was any biker's nightmare. His bike was gone!!! And so was the lock.
PARADISE REGAINED
Yoopsies doodles, toads and poodles!!! Heaven really exists!!!!
Yesterday, the beamishboy bought a new bike. This is the coolest bike that's ever been made by any bike company. It's got all the lovely parts and a set of charming hydraulic disc brakes. My previous bike didn't have hydraulic disc brakes.
The beamishboy has vowed NEVER to leave his bike unattended even for a few seconds. If he has to go anywhere that he can't have the bike with him ALL THE TIME, he won't take the bike out and will just travel on the tube.
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